Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at?

Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane,
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at.

Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o' cowd
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at.

Then us'll ha' to bury thee
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at.

Then t'worms'll come an' eyt thee oop
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at.

Then t'ducks'll come an' eyt up t'worms
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at.

Then us'll go an' eyt up t'ducks
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at.

Then us'll all ha' etten thee
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at.